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I love positive thinking and I love quotes. So what do you get when you add a little humor to that combination? Why you get funny positive thinking quotes, of course. So I have combed the internet looking for some great quotes that will make you laugh.
If you’ve read any of my blog, you will know that I’m a great fan of positivity and happiness. We all have challenges in our lives and sometimes we just need a break, right? And truly, how often do we really have a good belly laugh?
Sit back, relax, unwind and enjoy this list. My hope is that you will get a few chuckles to help you overcome the stress that you are faced with today.
Do you want to chuckle? Here are 30 funny positive thinking quotes
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience … well, that comes from poor judgment.” – A.A. Milne
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“If you want to look young and thin, hang around old, fat people.” – Jim Eason
“I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.” – Robert Brault
“The only normal people are the ones that you don’t know very well.” – Alfred Adler
Are you smiling yet?
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. – Demetri Martin
“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.” – Dr. Seuss
“I’ve met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re 20 minutes.” – Jan Sterling
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin
“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
A day without laughter is like a day without sunshine!
“If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” – Elvis Presley
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – Winnie the Pooh
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright
“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.” – Mitch Hedberg
“I was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that no therapy session would ever cheer me up half as much as if I was just strolling along and found a hundred dollar bill.” – Emo Philips
“By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity – another man’s, I mean.” – Mark Twain
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
“Try walking forward while looking over your shoulder and see how far you get. The same goes for life. Look forward!” – Martin Henderson
“Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.” – Benjamin Franklin
“I never let my schooling interfere with my education.” – Mark Twain
“Aspire to inspire before you Expire!” – Eugene Bell Jr.
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain
“When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.” – Unknown
“It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills ” – Anonymous
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